The Crazy Thoughts of a Musketeer

Ok, so I don't know what I was thinking but I'm taking the Sylum 100 Fic Challenge. Here is my table of prompts, we'll see what happens :D

001.	Clan Leader	002.	Council	003.	Advisor	004.	Chosen Ones	005.	Clan
006.	Roman	007.	Knight	008.	Celtic	009.	Pirate	010.	Warrior
011.	Weapon	012.	Sword	013.	Dust	014.	Hunter	015.	Prey
016.	Mate	017.	Bond	018.	Bite	019.	Fangs	020.	Growling
021.	Family	022.	Past Lives	023.	Childe	024.	Sire	025.	Destiny
026.	Ancient.	027.	History	028.	Legends	029.	Myths	030.	Mortality
031.	Time	032.	Protected	033.	Death	034.	Turning	035.	Oath
036.	Playful	037.	Innocence	038.	*Pouts*	039.	Pounce	040.	Bunny
041.	‘Didn’t I tell you?’	042.	Gibbs’ Smack	043.	Tracking Device	044.	Risen From The Dead	045.	‘It Wasn’t Me’
046.	Feeding	047.	Hunger	048.	Leather	049.	Lust	050.	Sex
051.	Manor	052.	Rooms	053.	Library	054.	Council Room	055.	Underground
056.	Enemies	057.	Dracula	058.	Forced Bonding	059.	Insanity	060.	Rogue
061.	Wolfhounds	062.	Fellowship	063.	Horses	064.	Kitten	065.	Furry Friends
066.	Security	067.	War Council	068.	Vengeance	069.	Power	070.	Control
071.	Sorrow	072.	Darkness	073.	Loss	074.	Waiting	075.	Pain
076.	Annihilation	077.	Evolution	078.	Tales	079.	Clan War	080.	Chapter
081.	Lovers	082.	Kiss	083.	Soul mates	084.	Eternity	085.	Need
086.	Memory	087.	Devotion	088.	Blood	089.	Plague	090.	Curse
091.	Justice	092.	CSI	093.	Agent	094.	Reality	095.	Fantasy
096.	Writer's Choice.	097.	Writer's Choice.	098.	Writer's Choice.	099.	Writer's Choice.	100.	Writer's Choice.

OK, because I'm a glutton for punishment I have snagged this meme from bjjones and nufaciel .

And yes...I'm totally expecting revenge...

Just a note, fandoms that I do not know well or at all I'll comment back and ask for another pairing.

Give me two characters, each from different fandoms (and can we keep it to fandoms I know something remotely about, please?), and I will write a snippet or ficlet about those two characters interacting in some way.

*sits back and waits*

Title: A Smith Reforged

Author: Jayme/John Sheppard
Summary: Someone makes their way back into Godfrey’s life.

Beta: Gil
Fandom(s): Sylum – The Chronicles of Narnia, Kingdom of Heaven
Genre (general, hetero or slash): General
Pairing/Characters:  Godfrey of Ibelin, Peter Pevensie, Lord Edward Pevensie (OC), mentions Balian of Ibelin
Rating: FRT
Notes: I would like to thank Bev for allowing me to play in the Sylum sandbox. Yes, I have decided to take on Narnia, the Pevensies and Caspian *headdesk*.  This is the first of many stories that I have planned for this fandom, enjoy!  THIS IS APPROVED SYLUM CANON!

Title: This is All Your Fault!!!
Prompt: 74 - Waiting

Author: Jayme/John Sheppard
Summary: John and Nick have an eventful evening.

Beta: Sarah/Danny, silentflux/Spencer
Fandom(s): Sylum-Stargate: Atlantis
Genre (general, hetero or slash): Gen
Pairing/Characters:  John Sheppard (D'Artagnan), Nick Stokes, Tony DiNozzo, Timothy Speedle

Rating: FRT
Notes: I would like to thank Bev for allowing me to play in the Sylum sandbox.   THIS IS APPROVED SYLUM CANON!

Title: Special Delivery
Prompt: 12-Sword

Author: Jayme/John Sheppard
Summary: A certain piece of property makes its way back to it’s owner.

Beta: Spencer/silentflux *pounces and loves* you are awesome babe!
Fandom(s): Sylum-Stargate: Atlantis
Genre (general, hetero or slash): General
Pairing/Characters:  John Sheppard (D'Artagnan) and Evan Lorne, small appearance by Nick Stokes
Rating: FRT
Notes: I would like to thank Bev for allowing me to play in the Sylum sandbox.  This is just a short one to explain a detail from Bev’s Family Arc.  THIS IS APPROVED SYLUM CANON!

Post a single sentence from each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context, no explanations. No more than one sentence!


Actually I'm glad I saw this meme, it let me go through and see so stories that had been pushed aside for the moment.  Some are done (or almost there), some are still very much WIP and some you're going to have to be patient and wait for them :D  But here is a little peek at what I've been working on over the past year.

1.  All Alexander Richard Huntley could recall from the past week was a lot of tears and sadness.

2.  "And you don't sleep with Aunt Evy?" Alex asked innocently causing Rick to sputter and choke on his drink.

3.  "You," he pointed to Alex, "got a tattoo!  And you," he pointed to Ardeth, "knew about it!" 

4.  "Come with me Major," John instructed.  They went to John's quarters and he motioned for Evan to sit down as he pulled out a bag and began to pack a few things in it.

5.  "How come whenever a woman is involved you lose all common sense?!"

6.  "Actually sir, I have something for you, special delivery from France," Evan said as he entered the room when John motioned him in.

7.  D'Artagnan smiled and gave in, "just a little bit longer," he said as Phillipe's eyes started to droop and he fell asleep.

8.  John got a small smile on his face and pulled Phillipe into his lap.

9.  "Sherman had better be setting Columbia on fire again for someone to be bothering us this time of the day," Warrick growled into the phone. 

10.  "Well, I see you've got money and sex covered, now all you need is drugs and you've got a wonderful scandal for the LVPD," John joked.

11.  "Well sweetheart," Alec drawled, causing the man with glasses and spiked hair beside her to glare.  "I've got more business out here than you and geek boy over there do."

12.  Caspian in turned smacked his mate in the back of the head just before Edmund came running over, yelling as he tackled Peter to the ground.

13.  "You made me a faun?!"

Snagged this from sylum_tru because I was bored :D

1. The phone rings; who do you want it to be?
Anyone but my mother :D

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Yes, I at least put it in the cart return rack...my car has been hit by too many stray carts...

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Depends on the situation, I can be either.

4. Do you take compliments well?
I guess?

5. Do you play Sudoku?
Yes, love the game.

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
I'd like to think so.

7. Do you like to ride horses?
Never had a chance to ride one.

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Yes, Church Camp, Girl Scout Camp...complete with cheesy camp songs :D

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Cops and Robbers, Kickball

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it?
Nope.

11. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
As long as they respected my beliefs as I would respect theirs.

12. Do any songs make you cry?
Hymn to the Fallen and there is a band piece that I can't remember the name to, but it's about veterans and a poem is spoken while it is played.  Oh, and sometimes the theme for Schiendler's List.

13. Are you continuing your education?
Eventually...still trying to figure out what field I'm going to continue it in though...

14. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Yes,but that being said I don't know that I'd be anywhere but behind me while I shoot it :D

15. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
Starburst, my 21 year old stuffed bunny rabbit.

16. How often do you read books?
As much as I can...which hasn't been often recently until now...of course getting 5-6 books for Christmas helps.

17. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
I guess it's about even.

18. What is your favorite children's book?
Hmm...when I was young it was a tie between Dr. Suess and the Golden Books...later it was the Nancy Drew/Hardy Boys super mysteries and the Babysitter's Club...Then it went to RL Stine (Fear Street and Goosebumps)...then went to the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

19. What color are your eyes?
Hazel (the blue/green version)

20. How tall are you?
5'8”

21. Where is your dream house located?
Somewhere warm year round and near a beach

22. Do you have a secret fetish?
arms...though I guess it's not too secret...the next on the list would probably be a tie between smile and eyes

23. Have you tried sushi?
...I don't do raw stuff...I'm sure it's wonderful but I just can't bring myself to eat it.

24. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Nope, can't say that I ever have.

25. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
I can't even remember...probably about 4 or 5 months ago

26. When was the last time you were at Church?
April 2008

27. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
School...about 5 min away

28. What was your favorite job?
Probably at KB Toys...when we weren't being aggrevated by children who's parents thought we were babysitters we got to play with demo toys.

29. Do you like mustard?
Yes

30. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Sleep.

31. Do you look like your mom or dad?
I've heard I look a lot like both so I'm going to go with that...I have my mother's body shape but more of my father's features (eyes, hair color, etc.)

32. How long does it take you in the shower?
depends...if I'm in a hurry about 10-15 min...if I have time then sometimes a good 45 min.

33. Can you do splits?
My body was never that flexible...

34. What movie do you want to see right now?
Ten Inch Hero :D

35. If you could fast forward your life, would you?
Only to the point where I have an actual job in my field and lived on my own.

36. What did you do for New Year's?
Roasted marshmellows

37. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
Never seen it.

38. Could you relate to a character in Mean Girls?
yes

39. Do you own a camera phone?
yes.

40. Do you have an "ex box" with pics and letters from past lovers?
Nope.

41. Was your mom a cheerleader?
No but she could have been *innocent grin*

42. What's the last letter of your middle name?
N

43. Do you like your middle name?
Yup.

44. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
about 4-6...8-10 on weekends.

45. Do you like care bears?
Who doesn't? :D  I loved the care bears.

46. What do you buy at the movies?
ticket and drink...sometimes candy...depends on if I've eaten before or not.

47. Do you know how to play poker?
Nope...not at all.

48. Do you wear your seatbelt?
Yes, it's the first thing I do when I get in a car.  My friends all hated it in HS because I made them buckle up before I would even start the car.

49. What do you wear to sleep?
some type of lounge pants and a tshirt.

50. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
Probably prom...seriously...nothing ever happens here.

51. How many meals do you eat a day?
2-3

52. Is your tongue pierced?
No.

53. Do you like funny or serious people better?
I like people who have a good sense of humor and can take or make a joke but be serious when it's needed.

54. Ever been to L.A.?
Yes.

55. Did you eat a cookie today?
No...but I had a brownie...does that count?

56. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
Pay

57. Do you hate chocolate?
Nope...I quite like it.

58. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
cleaning my room that no one ever sees...

59. Are you a gullible person?
Not normally

60. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
Nope

61. If you could have any job what would it be?
Not sure really...probably either what I'm doing or being an athletic trainer or bio-mechanic researcher for olympic athletes.

62. Are you easy to get along with?
I believe I am

63. What is your favourite time of day?
Night time.

Snagged from saxihighlandck 

Name a fandom you know I know and I'll tell you:

1. The first character I first fell in love with
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
3. The character everyone else loves that I don't
4. The character I love that everyone else hates
5. The character I used to love but don't any longer
6. The character I would shag anytime
7. The character I'd want to be like
8. The character I'd slap
9. A pairing that I love
10. A pairing that I despise

Here is another meme, this time I blame sylum_tru 

(1) List 16 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
(2) Put all of them in order of your lust for them. (1 is the hottest.) - I did my best here in ranking them...it's hard with a group like this :D
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos.

( Clicky for the pretty... )

 

This is totally the fault of  sly_fuck .  She got bored and roped me into it :D  My biggest problem is that half of my song list is instrumental so I had to do a lot of skipping to get to songs that have lyrics.

* Step 1: Put your playlist on random.
* Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20ish songs that play, no matter how embarrassing
* Step 3: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.

( Songs this way... )

Yes, I am once again a sheep :D

You Are a Werewolf

You are moody and easily provoked. You are highly loyal and protective of those you love. While you can be intense at times, you are generally a laid back person. But if a fight comes your way, you will fight 'til the death if necessary. You seem normal to most people. No one understands how different you can be. It's like a switch flips for you sometimes - and then you're a completely different creature.

This story has the Sylum stamp of approval.  It was written for the Clan's Quarterly Challenge.  Enjoy!

Title: Scientific Observations
Author: Jayme/John Sheppard
Summary: The story of how Radek Zelenka views vampires and mates from an outsider's perspective and becomes a Chosen One.
Beta: Gil
Fandom(s): Sylum-Stargate: Atlantis
Genre (general, hetero or slash): Slash
Pairing/Characters: Radek Zelenka, John Sheppard (D'Artagnan)/Rodney McKay, mentions Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, Teyla Emmagen, and Ronon Dex.
Rating: FRT
Warnings: Small spoilers for Stargate: Atlantis episodes 1.04 38 Minutes and 2.04 Duet. 
Notes: I would like to thank Bev for allowing me to play in the Sylum sandbox.  This story was written for the Sylum Quarterly Challenge, sorry it's late, been out of town.  Thanks to Gil for the quick last minute beta job, you're awesome! :D  THIS IS APPROVED SYLUM CANON!

 

( Scientific Observations ) 

Ok, so Lorne...I don't know if I want to know... :D

Snagged this from svgurl 

Six ships you’re into right now.
1. Peter Pevensie/Prince Caspian X(Prince Caspian)
2. Clark Kent/Oliver Queen (Smallville)
3. Chuck Bartowski/John Casey (Chuck)
4. Elliot Spencer/Nate Ford/Alec Hardison (Leverage)
5. John Sheppard/Rodney McKay (SGA)
6. Davis Bloom/Chloe Sullivan (Smallville)

Three ships you liked, but don’t like anymore
7. Clark Kent/Lana Lang (Smallville)
8. Clark Kent/Chloe Sullivan (Smallville)
9. Danny Messer/Lindsay Monroe (CSI: NY)

Four ships you never liked
10. Jack Malone/Samantha Spade (Without a Trace)
11. Elizabeth Weir/John Sheppard (SGA)
12. Chris Larabee/Mary Travis (Magnificent 7)
13. Wraith/Anyone (SGA)

Two ships you’re curious about, but don’t actually ship
14. Prince Caspian X/Susan Pevensie (Prince Caspian)
15. Cameron Mitchell/Sam Carter (SG-1)


( Questions )

yes, yes I am a sheep apparently.

Yes, again I am a sheep...


And mate o mine quick question...why exactly did I need a wet rag? *waggles eyebrows and grins*

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
csi_chic_jayme goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Pirate.
barefoot_starz gives you 8 light green cola-flavoured pieces of taffy.
koshi700 gives you 15 teal chocolate-flavoured gumdrops.
melrae tricks you! You get a wet rag.
onigaminanashi gives you 19 yellow mint-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
saxihighlandck gives you 6 mottled green blueberry-flavoured jawbreakers.
sharpiesgal tricks you! You lose 45 pieces of candy!
shaydra7 gives you 8 teal mint-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
silentflux gives you 6 red cinnamon-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
sly_fuck gives you 13 blue watermelon-flavoured pieces of taffy.
sylum_tru gives you 17 mottled green lime-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
csi_chic_jayme ends up with 47 pieces of candy, and a wet rag.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

This is the next installment of my Sylum100 series claim for John Sheppard.  Hope you enjoy!

 

Title: I’m Not Going Anywhere
Author: Jayme/John Sheppard
Prompt:  84-Eternity
Summary: A continuation of the Trinity story line.
Beta: Gil
Fandom(s): Sylum-Stargate: Atlantis
Genre (general, hetero or slash): Slash (mention of Het)
Pairing/Characters: John Sheppard (D’Artagnan), Rodney McKay
Rating: FRT
Warnings: Spoilers for Stargate: Atlantis episode 2.06 Trinity. 
Notes: I would like to thank Bev for allowing me to play in the Sylum sandbox; this story is set as a sequel to ‘Don’t You Get It?!’.  THIS IS APPROVED SYLUM CANON!

( I'm Not Going Anywhere )

Ok flist, if you all could help me with one of my new obsessions I would be forever grateful.  I'm looking for Chuck/Casey fic.  Short ones are good, long ones are even better :D  And bonus points for finding me a Chuck/SG crossover fic :D  I've read two so far but neither have been updated in a while *crosses fingers and hopes for update*  Anyway, thanks in advance everyone *goes off to teach now*

So I'm well into my student teaching experience...some of the things that have ahppened have been hilarious, others make me want to beat my head in...

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Alright, I just realized that I hadn't posted the latest fic here...so here it is.  This is approved Sylum Canon by the General herself.  Hope you enjoy!

 

Title: Don't You Get It?!
Author: Jayme/John Sheppard
Prompt:  94-Reality
Summary: The aftermath of Doranda, otherwise known as Rodney blowing up a solar system.
Beta: Gil
Fandom(s): Sylum-Stargate: Atlantis,
Genre (general, hetero or slash): Slash
Pairing/Characters: John Sheppard (D'Artagnan), Rodney McKay
Rating: FRT
Warnings: Spoilers for Stargate: Atlantis episode 2.06 Trinity. 
Notes: First I would like to thank Bev for allowing me to play in the Sylum sandbox; this story is set during Trinity, after all hell breaks loose picking up where John and Rodney talk at the end. 

 

( Don't You Get It?! )